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Translation: Quohog slipper
Synchronization: Unflappable

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MY WIFE'S FAMILY

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SCREENPLAY AND DIRECTION

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FOREWORD:

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In an immigrant neighborhood
big city,

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where it is said
in so many different languages,

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that people perfectly
they don't understand each other,

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There lived a young artist
who exerted his creative mind.

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Can you give us a wedding in Polish?

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Yes, I don't speak another language.

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Do you take this one
man for husband?

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Sure!
He was the one who broke your window.

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Do you promise to love her, respect her and love her until death?

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MARRIAGE CERTIFICATE

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The bride's house
and her family.

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Daniel never came in
to such a cave.

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Dad! Close your eyes and look
what did I marry?

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He won't last a week
in this family.

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IT IS TODAY
THURSDAY 8

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IT IS TODAY
FRIDAY 9

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If you make your bed, you will sleep well.

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Morning

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He lay there all night.

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FUCK

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Dear Customer: The division has been made
estate of his late uncle.

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Please collect
inherited $100,000.

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Best regards, John Brown

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Kate's husband is rich,
now we have to be nice to him.

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Rent a nice apartment
we want to make you happy.

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A street or a boulevard,
wherever you have an apartment,
you always pay the rent.

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Who broke the arms of this statue?

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Add half a cube of yeast
to the vat of beer.

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YEAST

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The mule that kicked you
he had to be a pony.

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How do you do it?
This house fits
to an alcohol smuggler.

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Miss Ross Royes,
Park Ave, New York.

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This letter wasn't for him,
we are ruined.

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Let's murder him first
and then let's kill.

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The end

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Translation: Quohog slipper
Synchronization: Unflappable